The pitch was looking great and Doncy players had their shoelaces tied together, what could possibly go wrong? Fish Walsh, Prawn Connery and James Anchovy report

First half and Blues are all over them. Doncy keeper is keeping them in it. Fish Walsh is getting nervous “Ball just won’t go in for us” Halfo 0-0. Fish has a bad feeling, or it might be the burger.

Anchovy impressed by Lennon, Kights, Macca, Demi all doing well says Prawn Connery.

Second Half and it’s Marquis making the Blues fans tents on 51 mins, 0-1. Wilko makes it 0-2 as Doncy remain on top. The Fish Walsh’s Shark in the Water scores a weird third by trickling in a cross/shot. 0-3. Blues keep trying, then Hopper finds space on 75 for 1-3 and Mants and Barratt have shots saved. Then Theo crashes home for 2-3 and Doncy resort to type with play acting, fouling and time wasting. But Doncy hold on for a jammy 3-2 win.

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