Gillingham’s Shark in the Water as nominated by Fish Walsh is midfielder Bradley Dack, who is a sort of Medway Frank Lampard.
He had a great 2015-16, was League One Player of the year, Girlyham’s top scorer last season, made the Football League Team of the Season, and was voted Twat Haircut of the Year by Barnet Magazine.
Brad is still only 23 and has already made his mark against the Mighty Shrimpers – getting a red card for violent conduct in 2012 after Adam Barrett caressed his flowing locks in the warm-up.
Bradley is a very good cricketer, had a trial with Kent but was found not guilty.
Hopefully he’ll be caught out on Saturday!