FISH WALSH REPORTS FROM A GRUMPY ROOTS HALL
The Blooz are unchanged from the 2-1 thrashing of the Fryups! Silky smooth football in store for the Shrimper faithful! The chances which went a-begging last week will burst the back of the net this week, Snozberry are ripe for the taking!
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Poor first half, fruitless Blues posing as much threat as a walnut whip. Snoz had the best chance with Barney blazing well wide when plum in front of goal. Hunty was upended by the last man but ref only gives a yellow.
Second half, and a free kick is walnut whipped into the Blooz box – easy free header from the Dark Knight, 0-1. Awful marking! And even the scoreboard is broken! Must be all the excitement.
Cokes and Timo off, Payne and McGoolie on. Pig comes on for Hunty, is he carrying an injury? Will Mooney save us with a late equaliser? Frustration boiling over, players arguing with each other, Phil Browntrout peeling like a chocolate orange. We have no urgency or movement. Worst performance of season! Phil rowing with the fans now,
FULL TIME 0-1.